A Gordon Ramsay Poem

gordonramsaypoetry:

Bread’s dreadful
Wet chewy dough, damn.
Wowwowwowwow.
Strands of mozzerella.

It’s soaking wet
It’s bland
and it’s a thousand miles away from anything called focaccia
let me tell you

you’re an airhead
who’s got her head stuck in the clouds.
this is business. 

(via mullenator)

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   episode now and reading Gordon Ramsay poems to my parents.

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